vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

jemmasimmns:

"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me

(Source: katebishopss)

riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

xfreischutz:

I was going to review my french and linguistics but then this happened instead.
Except it’s 3.30am so it’s half-assed. //shotdead

But hopefully people will find this of use. \o/ Sorry this took so long, Anon, and I hope it answers your questions.

poryqon:

I still think its january

"You’re a different human being to everybody you meet."
- Chuck Palahniuk    (via rhymez)

(Source: hellanne)

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

(Source: tatmass)

unknowneditors:

Scott Listfield born 1976 Boston, MA.is known for his paintings featuring a lone exploratory astronaut lost in a landscape cluttered with pop culture icons, corporate logos, and tongue-in-cheek science fiction references.

Scott Listfield has been profiled in Wired Magazine, the Boston Globe, and on WBZ-TV Boston. His work has also appeared in New American Paintings and Surface Magazine. In 2010 he was named a Massachusetts Cultural Council Grant finalist, and was the official artist of 2011 Boston First Night. He has exhibited his work in Los Angeles, New York, San Francisco, Miami, Boston, and many other charming places.

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friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

(Source: friendlyaxolotl)

arkgoz:

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

*Alright 25 here we come*

(Source: matchless)

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

jumpingjaverts:

image

you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

boobeard:

city-wall:

aziraphaleisineffable:

IF YOU’RE EVER SAD

SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.

OH MY GOD

I’m Fuckin cryin

(Source: theprinceswilly)